Outdoor dining gets an extension
Boston’s outdoor dining season has been extended through November 15, weather permitting.
SO BASICALLY…
My fries and I can be the same temperature.
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Massachusetts declares an energy emergency
Reported October 5, 2026 · Source: Mass.gov
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What happened
Massachusetts declared an energy emergency on October 5 as part of an announcement on winter energy-bill relief.
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Dad’s “put a fucking sweatshirt on” policy has reached the state level.
Original summary and sarcastic commentary by Fun Boston.
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There’s more where that came from.
MBTA considers hawks to scare off pigeons
The MBTA is exploring trained hawks and falcons to deter nuisance birds at stations. It has not announced a final rollout.
SO BASICALLY…
Something at the station might actually know how to leave.