Outdoor dining gets an extension
Boston’s outdoor dining season has been extended through November 15, weather permitting.
SO BASICALLY…
My fries and I can be the same temperature.
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Boston headlines, with the part you were thinking underneath.
MBTA considers hawks to scare off pigeons
The MBTA is exploring trained hawks and falcons to deter nuisance birds at stations. It has not announced a final rollout.
SO BASICALLY…
Something at the station might actually know how to leave.
Letter pushes back on seven-night resident parking in Southie
A letter to the editor discusses proposed seven-night resident-only parking in South Boston. The proposal is not an enacted parking rule.
SO BASICALLY…
The city is helping you keep your boyfriend from staying over seven nights a week.
Bruins start the season 0-for-10 on the power play
Through October 5, the Bruins were 0-for-10 on the power play to start the season.
SO BASICALLY…
The extra player is there for emotional support.
Former Red Sox prospects shine in Chicago
Former Red Sox prospects are making playoff noise with the Chicago White Sox.
SO BASICALLY…
Our October highlights are wearing the wrong Sox.
Patriots explore receiver options after injuries
The Patriots are exploring receiver options following injuries.
SO BASICALLY…
Your cousin who played JV is about to become unbearable.
A Boston singles event charged $40 admission
Boston.com reported on a Boston singles event that charged $40 admission. The report describes a past event, not an upcoming listing.
SO BASICALLY…
Forty bucks to hear “I’m not looking for anything serious” in person.
Seaport gets a tea cocktail bar
Bloom announced an October 6 opening in the Seaport, serving tea and cocktails.
SO BASICALLY…
Boston threw the tea in the harbor. Seaport found a way to charge us for it.
Massachusetts declares an energy emergency
Massachusetts declared an energy emergency on October 5 as part of an announcement on winter energy-bill relief.
SO BASICALLY…
Dad’s “put a fucking sweatshirt on” policy has reached the state level.
Framed art reported stolen from Mother’s East
Framed artwork was reported stolen from Mother’s East in South Boston.
SO BASICALLY…
Apparently “let’s take this back to my place” included the décor.
Buffalo would like a second opinion on the scoreboard
After Buffalo’s 29–26 loss to New England, a Bills safety said the better team lost.
SO BASICALLY…
Buffalo would like the scoreboard to respect their personal truth.
Yankees sweep the Red Sox out in two games
The Yankees eliminated the Red Sox in a two-game playoff sweep, reported October 1.
SO BASICALLY…
The postseason was an email that could’ve been a meeting.
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