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  • Patriots explore receiver options after injuries

    The Patriots are exploring receiver options following injuries.

    SO BASICALLY…
    Your cousin who played JV is about to become unbearable.

  • A Boston singles event charged $40 admission

    Boston.com reported on a Boston singles event that charged $40 admission. The report describes a past event, not an upcoming listing.

    SO BASICALLY…
    Forty bucks to hear “I’m not looking for anything serious” in person.

  • Seaport gets a tea cocktail bar

    Bloom announced an October 6 opening in the Seaport, serving tea and cocktails.

    SO BASICALLY…
    Boston threw the tea in the harbor. Seaport found a way to charge us for it.

  • Massachusetts declares an energy emergency

    Massachusetts declared an energy emergency on October 5 as part of an announcement on winter energy-bill relief.

    SO BASICALLY…
    Dad’s “put a fucking sweatshirt on” policy has reached the state level.

  • Framed art reported stolen from Mother’s East

    Framed artwork was reported stolen from Mother’s East in South Boston.

    SO BASICALLY…
    Apparently “let’s take this back to my place” included the décor.

  • Buffalo would like a second opinion on the scoreboard

    After Buffalo’s 29–26 loss to New England, a Bills safety said the better team lost.

    SO BASICALLY…
    Buffalo would like the scoreboard to respect their personal truth.

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